Overheard In The Bedroom...
[John, sick:] Oh, god.
[Me:] There is no god, only Zuul.
[John:] I'm dying. I've got the apocalypse plague.
[Me:] It's just Captain Trips.
[John:] Heh?
[Me:] Tell me, have you been dreaming about an old woman or a walkin' dude in a denim jacket?
[John:] ...I'm not...dreaming about either of those people...
[Me:] You've never read "The Stand"?
[John:] No.
[Me:] Ugh.
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