Morgan Freeman and the Unexplained Files

Overheard In The Bedroom...

*watching the Unexplained Files*

[John:] I like watching this show because just hearing Morgan Freeman's voice makes me smarter. It's scientifically proven.
[Me:] Really.
[John:] Yep. That's why he was on the Electric Company.
[Me:] Was he? I don't remember that.
[John, puts TP roll up to mouth, sings:] Theeeeeeeeeeeee electric company, the electric company, the electric companyyyyyyyy!
[Me:] Did you have beer?
[John:] Nope.
[Me:] Whiskey?
[John:] Nope.
[Me:] Sex with a hooker?
[John:] Yep.
[Me:] I knew it.