Overheard In The Bedroom...
[John:] Turtles don't play fetch.
[Me:] Yes, they do. It just takes them a long time. Besides, neither do babies.
[John:] Turtles smell.
[Me:] So do babies. AND they both carry salmonella.
No definite conclusions were drawn, but I'm still siding with turtles because, bottom line, you can't glue a LEGO wheel to a baby.
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