Overheard In The Bedroom...
[Me:] Aww. Was that a real spider? Why was it full of jizz?
[John:] It's a Japanese jizz spider.
[Me:] *laugh* *fart* *laugh* *fart*
[John:] And that was a Northwest barking spider.
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*baby Godzilla jabbering at some guy*
[Some Guy:] Not again.
[Some Other Guy:] You know each other?
[Me:] We fucked once.
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[Me:] Did he say "Professor Condom"?
[John:] Yeah, at the Jizz Institute.
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