Overheard At Work (On Halloween)...
[Me:] See? Rachel doesn't care that I farted on her brother's car.
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[Jami:] We're making a Mexican Jesus.
[Kristy:] Hey, Jesus. Why don't you turn some water into wine?
[Me:] And doughnuts.
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[Me:] The street cleaner guy drove by three times while a gorilla beat the shit out of me in the parking lot. He didn't try to help.
[Valerie:] I think he actually slowed down to get a look.
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[Andy:] A gorilla came out of nowhere and ran off when I got out of my car.
[Me:] I know. He mugged me last night and beat the crap out of me in the parking lot.
[Surly Eastern European Former Coworker Who Randomly Stopped By:] What the hell is going on in here?!
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