I've fallen and I can't get up

Overheard In Bed...

[John:] Zzzzzz...

[Me:] *poke poke*

[John:] Zzzzzzzzz...

[Me:] *poke poke* Hey. *poke*

[John:] Zzzzz--hm?

[Me:] I'm stuck.

[John:] How are you stuck?

[Me:] My hips hurt, and I can't move. I never should've gotten back into bed.

[John:] How can I help?

[Me:] You can't. I just ... thought someone should know.