**Overheard In The Car...
[John:] Tell Kristy I'm going to try and get you pregnant tonight. We'll get her that lung baby in nine months.
[Me:] 'kay.
*five minutes later, talking to Kristy on the phone*
[Kristy:] Okay, so I'll meet you there at quarter to three.
[Me:] Yep. We'll see you then. By the way, John wants you to know that he's going to try and get me pregnant tonight.
[Kristy:] Good. I need my mutant baby.
[Me:] We'll try. Really, really hard.
[Kirsten:] GAAAHHHH.
**My husband and I are 100% child-free. The baby thing is an inside joke. We have dogs. We do not want kids. Ever.
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