Kids 'n Christmas

Overheard In The Kitchen...

("Missy" and "Ned" are my then-roommate's kids)

[Missy:] Are you excited about Christmas?

[Me:] Yep!

[Missy:] You guys are getting stocking.

[Me:] Really?

[Ned:] You can share it.

[Me:] John gets all the coal, right?

[Ned:] Why does he get all the coal?

[Me:] Because he's a bad boy.

[Ned:] Why is he bad?

[Me:] Because he's a brat.

[Ned:] How do you know he's a brat?

[Me:] Because I've known him for 30 years.

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Cast in point -- As I was writing that post, John grabbed my phone and did this: jjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfshdhdr98uslkefflslkj;aaaaaaaaaannenenw000vnvnlslskj@LKJl2lllakdjflll