Don't sweat the small stuff, it's a long walk back to Eden.

Overheard At Work...

*entering samples into computer*

[Kristen:]  Why are people so weird? This dog's name is Clotho.

[Me:]  Where are Lachesis and Atropos?

[Kristen:] What?

[Me:] They're the Fates.

[Kristen:] I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Me:] Clotho, Lachesis and Atropos!

[Kristen:] Listen, hippie, I don't speak nerd!

[Me:] Clotho spins the thread of life, Lachesis measures the thread of life and determines how long you live, and Atropos cuts the thread of life with her giant scissors.

[Kristen:] You can keep talking but I still won't know what you're talking about.

[Me:]  A little while ago I had a dachshund named Boinky.

[Kristen:] That's better.