Overheard In The Frontchroom
[John:] You're such a nerd.
[Me:] What? Why?
[John:] *holds up Portland Nursery pamphlets*
[Me:] Oh! Gimme those!
[John:] Everywhere we go, you have to grab some pamphlets.
[Me:] I like information!
[John:] And that's why you're a nerd!
[Me:] *waving Edible Flowers pamphlet* This is good to know for when the apocalypse hits!
[John:] Believe me, it's a turn on.
[Me:] Really?
[John:] Yeah.
[Me:] Well, I've got an edible plant for ya. Come over here and eat my tulips!
[John:] *dies*
(Answer: tulips on your organ. *high hat*)
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