Overheard In The Car
[Me:] Uh oh.
[John:] What?
[Me:] I gotta fart. It...oh, I'm sorry. That's going to be bad. It was a lumper. Those are bad. Just as bad as the clappers and the puffers.
[John:] *shifts in seat* Oh boy.
[Me:] Oh god. Did you just fart? What kind was it? Was it a lumper?
[John:] Yeah, I think so...
[Me:] You don't sound too sure. Wait. Is your butt warm?
[John:] ...yeah...
[Me:] Is it lingering?
[John:] No, it's gone.
[Me:] Okay, good. So it's afterburn, not wreckage.
[John:] Yep.
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