Overheard Outside...
*Driving to the Canemah Bluffs/Willamette Falls*
[Me:] *looking up at the rocks* Those must be the bluffs.
[John:] Yeah? They look pretty serious to me.
*20 minutes later, hiking the Camas Spring Trail*
[Me:] You might want to walk ahead of me for a bit. *farts*
[John:] *pause* Oh my god!
[Me:] Did it follow us?
[John:] I think so. You're wearing my jeans, though; you're probably waking up my old farts.
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