Overheard In The Frontchroom...
[Me:] *farts in hallway* Oh, god. Oh, that's going to be bad. Really, really bad. I apologize in advance.
*five seconds later*
[John:] *screams, runs out the back door* OH MY GOD!
[Me:] I'm sorry!
[John:] *gagging* OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
[Me:] I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so glad I didn't fart on the dog like I first planned to!
[John:] *still gagging* It smells like rotten eggs!
[Me:] Maybe I ate a demon.
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