Best Date Ever

Overheard Watching Jeopardy

(While Not Having Anything To Do With Jeopardy)

 

 

*chatting about past relationships*

[John:] I started dating [Narcissistic Slutbag] around 9/11.
[Me:] Well, that wasn't the biggest red flag ever.
[John:] No, the biggest red flag ever was that she slept with me on our first date.
[Me:] Technically, so did I.
[John:] That's right; I never went home.
[Me:] Best date ever!

(Back story: John came out here from Chicago for a week's visit at the end of April in 2013. He's been here ever since, so technically we're still on our first date.)