Overheard In The Car...
[John:] St Helens would be a great spot for the zombie apocalypse.[Me:] Yeah. Lots of bluffs, there's a river so you can fish.
[John:] And zombies can't get across the river.
[Me:] Even if they could, by the time they crawled out, they'd be all waterlogged and juicy and you can just hit them with your lawnmower. Splat.
[John:] Wet feet smell horrible. Can you imagine what wet zombie would smell like?
[Me:] Like Satan's asshole on hot asphalt.
[John:] With a foot up it.
