I think my mighty scream was off.

Overheard In The Bedroom...

[John, playing GTA 5:]  This isn't a bad truck for running people over.
[Me:] Is it as good as the Eradicator?
[John:] The Liberator.
[Me:] Theee EeeeRADICATORRRR!
[John:] What?
[Me:] The Kids in the Hall.
[John:] Oh, the band name.
[Me:] No, that's Rod Torfulson's Armada Featuring Herman Menderchuk. I'm talking about the D-squash guy. 
[John:] What.
[Me:] Hang on, I'll find it.

Separe siempre los medicamentos.

Overheard Playing Grand Theft Auto 5...

[Me, driving up and down the beach, ramming sunbathers:] Mi nombre es muerte! Bwa ah ahhhh!
[John:] I love you.
[Me:] Look how they FLY!