Overread On My Phone...
(texting with sister-in-law)
[Me:] John won't let me get a humidifier and he refuses to eat the oranges I bought him. I forgot how difficult men were.
[John's Sister:] Welcome back to the world of idiocy. Enjoy the ride.
[Me:] I'm going to slip some NyQuil into his Mountain Dew.
[John's Sister:] There you go.
